This is satire. And completely awkward. And terrifying. Anyways, the message she’s trying to send is that young girls can go way over the top to impress guys when really they just gotta be themselves. But she really does come across as bat$#*! crazy in the process!
Favorite comment: “Damn, I knew I screwed something up on that math test. “What’s 2 + 2?” I put down 4, but gonorrhea…man, it just totally slipped my mind.